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Friday, January 09, 2009

Ye Olde E-Mail Bagge

The Nigerians are trying out a new angle!


UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION UNIT, IN AFFILIATION WITH WORLD BANK.
Attention: Friend,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?, You may not understand why this mail came to you.We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended2 days ago with the then secretary to the UNITED NATIONS. This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$ 100,000. This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.You are advised to contact Mr Jim Ovia of our paying center in Africa, as he is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$100,000.This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice.Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you. Contact Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your Cheque:Person to Contact:Mr Jim Ovia Email:
jimovia_compensation.dept@live.com
Phone: +234-70642278
Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft. Making the world a better place.


Holy crap, a seven month long meeting? They must have been wearing Extra Capacity Depends!

Seriously, who falls for this nonsense?

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Friday, April 25, 2008

Strangest Spam Ever


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Thanks


I have no freaking idea what they're selling either.

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