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Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Garden Gnome

Based on the picture in today's P-G, I am convinced that Steelers defensive end Brett Keisel is in reality, an enormous garden gnome. Especially when he says stuff like this:

"The beard is powerful," "It has magical powers."

Meanwhile, in Steelerbation activities, some are predicting the outcome of the game based on a computer game. That's some serious Steelerbating that's likely to cause chafing. Use lotion for comfort.

In other football news, CBS continues to wank over its ad airing policy.

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