Terror Alert Level

Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Save The Date!

The Rapture is set for May 21!!

Since its pretty much a given I'll still be around on May 22, may I have your stuff if you are one of the lucky few? I promise to take good care of your things until the world is consumed by fire five months later. I'd prefer some sort of legal papwerwork transferring ownership of your things to me, because I'm also fairly sure most of the lawyers will still be here and I'd like clear title to your homes, cars, etc.

Don't forget about your left-behind pets!

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